Pontoon boats. Yes, they’re boats in the clinical sense. They float. You can steer them around on the water. You must have those numbers on the side the DNR requires for identification. Let’s be real here.

We all know these craft aren’t primarily utilized for sport fishing or deep-sea salvage operations. They’re water-based alcohol distribution and recreation centers. There’s a reason they call them party cruisers. We here at RecPro know how to keep that party safe for everyone involved.